Well, Sports Fans of Olympic Proportions, I see we have a Gold Medalist who has self-proclaimed he is a living legend and the greatest athlete to live. That would be Usain Bolt who must have heard one of the old woman Slow’s favorite quotes that whosoever tooteth not his own horn the same shall not be tooteth.
Usain Bolt won Gold Medals in 100 AND 200 Meter Sprints
First man to win in both events in successive Olympics
The Red Man Salutes Your Amazing Feat with Paw Snaps and Barks and Twirls!
The Red Man remembers another Super Pathlete who was quick to praise his own prowess. I’m the greatest, I’m a bad man and I’m pretty! Muhammad Ali announced to an admiring world in his heyday.
Usain Bolt and Yohan Blake Celebrate after Jamaican Medal Sweep in the 200 Meters
Blake won the Silver Medal and Warren Weir took the Bronze
The Red Man salutes the country of Jamaica with Mega Paw Snaps for winning all three Medals -
run, run, get around, you get around a track in a hurry
And if you want to see a run long enough for the fans in the bleachers at Casa de Canterbury to actually catch a glimpse of anything other than a blur, take a look at the 800 Meters and Gold Medalist David Rudisha of Kenya where they practice on gravel tracks and are coached by an Irish Priest Shit house mouse. How fast would he be if he had a regular track to practice on?
David Rudisha of Kenya
A Warrior with a Great Smile and World Record Time
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Smokey Lonesome Ollie in Bleacher Seats at Casa de Canterbury
Even Smokey Lonesome Ollie watched Day Thirteen of the London Games and no one is sure what event moved him to abandon his usual prone position on our king-sized bed upstairs but here he was acting fairly normal with the rest of us. Never forget he has one blue eye and one brown eye and Yours Truly thinks he ain’t right and will never be really normal but at least he felt like pretending. He seemed to train his brown eye on the women’s platfrom diving.
Brittany Broben of Australia Wins Silver Medal
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Ruolin Chen of China is Gold Medalist in 10M Platform Diving
The Red Man awards you many Paw Snaps for your
Precision, Preparation and Passion!
Well, Amigos we roll on and I’m not sure how many more days of Olympic excitement are left for us at Casa de Canterbury, but I need to secure my place to lay my weary head and addled brain which has been overextended during the Summer Olympics. Get me outta here Percy…I see three places already claimed and Slow is going to be odd man out tonight if she’s not careful. I know I’m not budging.
Pretty, Smokey Lonesome Ollie, Tennis Ball Obsessed Chelsea, The Spikester
and Yours Truly The Red Man