The good news is the old woman has a new eye – the bad news is she also has a shitload of eye drops that she makes a BIG PRODUCTION out of putting them in her eyes four times a day. Thank God I went to see Mary for my grooming today and didn’t have to listen to her whining about her eye pain blah blah blah. I feel sorry for Pretty, but that’s what she gets for having an OLD girlfriend. The Red Man is powerful, but he can’t turn back the paws of time.