Hey, Big Guy – how  ’bout you and me playin’ a trick on the old woman Slow today?   Want to??   We could try to stir up some excitement around the ‘Hood and do something really FUN and WILD!!   Here’s the plan:  Let’s wait for her to open the gate in the front yard when she walks over to the mailbox across the street.   Then, we’ll ZigZag past her and take off lickety split down Worsham Street!!   How’s that sound to you, Smokey Lonesome Ollie?

I don’t know, Red.   I don’t think I want to leave the porch today…I mean, why would I want to leave the porch today or any day really?   Ummm… I can’t think of a  reason to play that trick on the old woman Slow.   She doesn’t ever play tricks on me so why would I want to do that to her?   It just doesn’t add up to me somehow.   Count me out, Bro.

Dear God, deliver me from Sir Dullness.   L-O-S-E-R.   Smokey Lonesome Ollie is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.   Aahhhh… I think  I’ll just scrub around in the grass for a while and then try to find a delectable treat of cat poo to eat somewhere in the back yard.   Now That’s Entertainment, Sports Fans.  

 At any rate, stay cool wherever you are and tell Pretty hello for me if you see her working at the General Store this weekend.