Think Shrek (Numbers I, II, III) ,,,

Combine Shrek with a visit to Granny Selma and Paw Snaps!   It’s an episode straight out of The Twilight Zone!

Yep, the old woman Slow took Paw Licker Annie and moi with her today for one of her regular visits to Granny S who lives over in East County as we like to call it in the ‘Hood when you drive across or around Lake Conroe from Worsham Street in West Montgomery County.   East is east and West is west, etc.   As we turned left at the corner away from Granny Selma’s place I thought we’d found Old McDonald’s Farm hee-yi-hee-yi-yo.

With a jackass here, with a jackass there…here, there, everywhere a jackass blah, blah, blah.

With a rooster here, with a rooster there…here, there everywhere a rooster… and a partridge in a pear tree.

No, no, no.   That’s not a partridge – that’s a rooster on a fence.   Mr. Cock-a-doodle-doo was trying to escape  the paparazzi a/k/a the old woman Slow who thinks she’s Annie Liebowitz ever since she stopped using her cell phone to take pictures and bought herself a digital camera.   Pathetic.

Dear God, the things we see on these Texas roads.

That’s it for me, Sports Fans.   I’ve seen enough today to make me wanna make like a Groundhog whose seen his own shadow and hibernate Underground for six more weeks while Ol’ Man Winter does his worst above ground.    Not really.   Never fear.   The Red Man will be here…so stay tuned…