Olympic Pathletes are off and running on Day One in a medley of events.   For example, Ryan Lochte won a Gold Medal in the 400-meter medley, which is a very long swimming race where everybody swims as fast as they can in several different ways not to include dog paddling.

Ryan Lochte

Paw Licker Annie and The Spikester Man

Swimming Really Isn’t Our Favorite Olympic Event

John Orozco – Olympic Gymnast for USA – Eyes Wide Shut

Mother of John Orozco – Eyes Covered with Tightly Clenched Hands

We Can’t Watch Gymnastics Either – They Make Us Nervous

Stay tuned for reliable reporting from The Red Man who has the best seat in the casa which is Spanish for house.

Get me outta here Percy, I’ve got a big day tomorrow…