Olympic Pathletes are off and running on Day One in a medley of events. For example, Ryan Lochte won a Gold Medal in the 400-meter medley, which is a very long swimming race where everybody swims as fast as they can in several different ways not to include dog paddling.
Paw Licker Annie and The Spikester Man
Swimming Really Isn’t Our Favorite Olympic Event
John Orozco – Olympic Gymnast for USA – Eyes Wide Shut
Mother of John Orozco – Eyes Covered with Tightly Clenched Hands
We Can’t Watch Gymnastics Either – They Make Us Nervous
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Get me outta here Percy, I’ve got a big day tomorrow…