We interrupt our Best of The Red Man Second Anniversary Series for these special Football Limericks:
There once was a Team called the Cocks
Who made sure that their stadium rocks.
From the West came the Big Mizzou
Who wished for a touchdown or two.
Alas and alack
The Gamecocks roared back
And turned Big Mizzou blue.
There once was a defender named Clowney
Who was more than a little bit pouncy.
He blew past the line
And wasted no time
In bringing the quarterbacks Down-ey.
There once was a runner named Marcus
Who couldn’t be stopped ” irregardless.”
He ran through the defense
Without any pretense
And came to be known as the Spark Us.
There once was a Coach named Steve
Who needed to take some Aleve.
His nerves were all shot.
His temper was too hot.
But his Cocks found the way to believe!
Well Sports Fans, The Red Man has a million of these but enough’s enough for one night. Needless to say, Pretty and the old woman Slow are Rockin’ with the Cocks tonight and who can blame ’em? Let the Peeps have their fun when and where they can get it and I’ll just say…
Get me outta here Percy – it’s way past my bed time…
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Came to this post earlier today and nothing came up, except the title – which did have me thinking for a while 🙂 Glad I came back to see there was more to it! 😀
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Hey thanks for coming back!! Don’t know any other team with a moniker like Gamecocks or a mascot named Cocky – too fun! 🙂
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