Oh, for God’s sake, PLEASE tell me this isn’t where you spent your twelfth anniversary weekend??

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Pretty and the old woman Slow on their twelfth anniversary

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The Carl Sanburg House??

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Where was it?  Did you say East Bumfuck?

Ohhhhhh….East Flat Rock, North Carolina (Same difference)

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And there were 44,000 books in his house?  Do tell.

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So this is the room where he wrote?  On that little typewriter on the orange crate?

Well, I never.

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 And this is where he slept?  Seriously??  Slept here?  Right here?

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OMG, you mean he DIED in this room?

Pardon moi, but who in the hell was Carl Sandburg, and why would you want to spend your anniversary goin’ to a dead person’s house lookin’ at books?  Geez Louise.   Boring.  Super Boring.

So where did you go eat for your anniversary dinner?

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From Cancun to the Green River  Bar-b-Que in twelve short years.  Shit house mouse.  I can’t wait for number 13 and yes, please don’t invite me to go with you ever again.

Get me outta here Percy…I need to dispense a pity pill…

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