OMG, forgive me for my dereliction of duties in recent days, but my editor the old woman Slow has a new C-A-M-E-R-A which she is convinced will improve our cyberspace presentation and she’s spent the last four days trying to learn how to use it. Four days…and these are her only results.
Spike looks like part of the sofa
Better. Redbud trees bloomin’ at neighbor’s house in the ‘Hood.
Sweet Jesus. That new flash is Beyond Thunderdome.
Think Frasier episode when Martin had the camera with the flash that temporarily blinded the Crane family at Frederick’s Bar Mitzvah and you’ll get the picture here. Heh, heh. Picture here. My little joke for the night. OMG, here she comes now…
Run for your life! She’ll be snapping pictures everywhere and be even more obnoxious than she already is – I pity the poor Huss Brothers when they get back from their vacation in snowy Colorado. Most of all, I pity me.
Get me outta here Percy…I’m afraid she’s closin’ in on me…
Red's Rants and Raves 
Just keep moving, Red! Even if you just turn your head. It’s your only hope. If Slow gets bunches of blurry photos of you, she may get tired and give up. Or, if you’re lucky, she might start plying you with yummy treats like dehydrated hot-dog slices. Take ’em and keep moving anyway!!
Your Poppy
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Oh Miss Poppy, I knew I could count on you for understanding and GOOD IDEAS…Paw Snaps and Twirls!! That’s it – the trick is to Keep MOVING!! She’ll never be able to aim that thing if I move fast enough…cyberspace kisses to you, Poppy Snookums!! You’re the best!!
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That’s one mighty powerful flash. So exciting to have a new camera though. Enjoy trying to figure it all out and get the settings right for you. Looking forward to the barrage of photos 🙂
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That flash is seriously frightening – it even scares me as bad as it scares Red and Spike!! I have a feeling it may take quite a while to figure out, but I hope for better photos on the blog in the long run…thanks for hangin’ with us!
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Oh goodness Red Man – what a nuisance she must be 😀
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Exactly, Paws on Wheels! The old woman works my last nerve – if it’s not with a camera, it’s always something as roseannrosannadanna used to say…thanks for takin’ time to visit!
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Hahaha, I know how you feeling, Red. Pawkiss from me 🙂
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Of course you do, Princess – the digital age has ruined us all!! Pawkiss back at ya, Sweet Cakes!!
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Welcome to my world, Red.
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God help you, Miss Harper Lee.
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doing good with that camera!!!!!!
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Thanks, but will get better hopefully!! 🙂
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Run for you life, Red! Hide under the sofa and refuse to come out until she gets you that chicken treat – then just before she says ‘cheese’ (hmm yum) close your eyes! 😀
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Hahaha, Dianne Gray – pls do not put ideas into Red’s head…he’s already so very tired of my photos!! 🙂
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Spike does look like a part of the sofa! How is that even possible! lol
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Only the very poorest of picture-takin’ could’ve captured that image…I mean, you’re right Kirby, how is it possible to be that bad?? 🙂
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We listed you for the real deal blog award today!!!!
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Gosh Trev thanks for thinkin’ of The Red Man and congrats on your award – you’re the best!!
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Ha! Love your mention of the Frasier episode – I did think it, did picture it!
GORGEOUS 🙂
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Hi – thanks so much for dropping by and for remembering the Frasier episode – hysterical – one of our favorites!! Come back…
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