Greetings Amigos in cyberspace. The Red Man is happier than usual to be able to talk to you from Deep in the Heart of Texas tonight. Yessiree, we had a potential D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R at the West Montgomery County Park today and it wasn’t because the Sheriff was after us for trespassing. Nope, I’m afraid to say I participated in a Reckless Runaway this afternoon and the old woman Slow was not amused. I really don’t know how it all went wrong, but I think I’ll blame Paw Licker Annie and Smokey Lonesome Ollie.
Smokey Lonesome Ollie started the Rumble
Paw Licker Annie and I took off with him
Smokey Lonesome kept on running while
Slow was hollering for us to come get in the truck
Paw Licker Annie followed him
I confess I took off after them and left Slow behind
We ran through those woods like the Hounds of the Baskerville were chasing us and Slow’s calling and blowing that whistle were wasted efforts. The horn from the Dodge Dakota got fainter and fainter to me. I was free again. The Red Man was a Dog on the Edge and running with the Big Dogs through perilous territory. Paw snaps and twirls! This was the Call of the Wild and I was answering the call! Jack London, we dedicate this adventure to you.
Finally, we all ended up together in the middle of the woods and stopped to assess our situation. Hmmm…now exactly how do we get out of here, I wondered. Brother, I was so tired all of a sudden as the adrenalin of my getaway run began to fade into a wave of anxiety. The Big Dogs didn’t appear to have a Plan. Swell. I’d followed the wrong leader and was about to die of thirst in the middle of a wilderness. Sweet Jesus.
I turned around and tried to head back the way we came and SL Ollie and PL Annie followed moi. Somewhere in the distance I thought I heard the sounds of horns and whistles and I ran as fast as I could in that direction. The Big Dogs were behind me and before long I saw the truck in a clearing with the old woman Slow standing beside it. There was just one tiny problemo which is Spanish for problem.
We were on the wrong side of a barbed wire fence
Alas, unfortunately The Red Man’s Call of the Wild ran smack up against the trickery of civilization. That was a helluva fence, let me tell you.
Runaways returned
So all’s well that ends well and Slow was able to hold the barbed wire open wide enough for us all to get through, but let’s just say her attitude wasn’t exactly cheerful. Frankly, I haven’t seen her that pissed off in a while. We’ll have to jolly her into a better mood tomorrow.
Well Sports Fans here’s hoping your weekend is a good one. The moral of our little story tonight is make sure you have the right leader when you follow the Call of the Wild.
Get me outta here Percy…I knew we should’ve watched The Masters this afternoon.
I told you…wilding in the park, the only anwer to too many rules. I was thinking you could use another animal companion…seems like your a good dog namer. A fitness reality show is formulating. Participants will be given a completely unknown to them dog…all revved up on doggy speed, and then they have to chase them down. Could it go on for a season? I think there’s worse.
Later…
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Losing Weight with the Philosopher Red Man – watch participants eat all their favorite junk foods and drop those unwanted pounds by the shitloads by chasing a dog chosen to match their personality! Fabulous idea – think I’ll share with Kurt Warner. Of course, I will credit you as the creator of the series. Ha, you gave me a good laugh to start my day up here in Texas. 🙂
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Oh dear Red Man, you did the dirty on Slow. How long is it going to take to bring her round? Guess that’s what happens when you’re banned from safe places.
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Yes, luckily Slow has short-term memory issues so she wakes up in a new world every day! 🙂 And I am irresistible to her.
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Natch!
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Exactly!! 🙂 Thanks for taking time to check in with us.
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what an adventure! all kinds of emotions would have been running through my mind until I finally got home and all were safe and well once again
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Yes and unfortunately those emotions were accompanied by language that is not fit for Prime Time! Hope it gave you a few different mental images for a few minutes…I know you need a mental break from your burdens. Hope the weekend is bearable.
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it did definitely give me images of a woman running and cussing those babies out!! LOL I would have gone home told them to find a place and plop it, put my feet up and kicked back!!!!
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Yes and that’s almost what we did! Glad we could give you a smile today…thanks for being a Friend of The Red Man. 🙂
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Oh dear, Red Man. Normally I would come down on the side of answering that call of the wild, but in this case you might have made a bit of a mistake. I know that when I drive my mommy to the not-Prime-Time language it’s not a good thing (although my mommy can be a bit of a sailor even when I haven’t messed up!).
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Oh Miss Harper Lee, I have to say The Devil Made Me Do It!! The Devil in the form of Smokey Lonesome Ollie…sigh. That’s what I get for following THAT leader. Quoth The Red Man…never more. 🙂 BTW, Slow has quite a few salty words herself. Sounds like our moms would get along. Thanks for hangin’ with us!
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😀 I can see the whole story in front of me. Naughty dog… lol 😀
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Naughty Dog is right!! 🙂 Thanks for staying tuned in…
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Oh dear Red, you’re in big trouble now! Call of the wild indeed 😀 You may have enjoyed it then but you’d be far less happy if you really had to live in the wild. Best you give big, big kisses to slow so she keeps you 🙂
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Good point LLCandD, but that old woman can’t get along without me! I’ll try to be good! 🙂
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