The Red Man, Spike and Tennis Ball Obsessed Chelsea
The old woman Slow has been under the weather since Sunday, and we are all the worse for it. Yesterday afternoon I was so desperate for a little exercise I actually went outside and played in the back yard with Spike and TBO Chelsea who, I might add, continues to remain focused on yellow tennis balls. Boring, super boring.
Take your paw off me, you big Neanderthal
Never, I repeat, Never Ever mess with The Red Man
Exercise is overrated anyway.
Ho, hum. Get me outta here Percy…maybe it’s time for Ellen…I’ll just dance along with her.