Well, well, well. What’s this? Balancing check books…hmmmm…charging camera battery…
Of course, here she comes with one of her two suitcases. Paw Snaps! I know what she’s up to now.
Just look at her…tsk, tsk, tsk…she thinks she can fool me when she’s sneaking off without me, but…
The pills give her away every time
Nothing is more pathetic than the old woman Slow trying to fill her little green and blue weekly plastic containers for a trip. Honest to Lady Gaga, she looks like a pharmacist with all those brown bottles with the white caps plus the ones in boxes that she has to use a letter opener to pry from their shiny individual covers.
She invariably drops one or two on the floor because her hands aren’t as nimble as they once were. I can remember the times when she never dropped a pill, but then that must have been when there weren’t so many pills, if you catch my drift. With these tiny round pills you never know what she’ll drop. Luckily, the pills have different colors or she’d be lost.
Yeah, those pills look like The Coat of Many Colors that Dolly Parton’s mother made for her. Heh, heh. That’s my little country music joke of the day. No disrespect intended, Dolly.
Oh, well. I don’t know where she’s going this time, but I know I won’t make this trip. Nope. I can see those signs, too. If I don’t see the dog bowls being packed, it’s a cinch I’m not making the trip. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. Let her go on her escapades. She’ll be back. She would never leave The Red Man. Who else would put up with her? Think about it.
Get me outta here Percy…I’ve got to prep for the Golden Globes tonight…so many Sunday night shows for me…one show at a time, Sweet Jesus.
Have a nice trip and don’t forget to come back!!! LOL
Thanks terry1954 – will always come home to Pretty and the Three Musketeers…so glad to hear from you! For some reason I don’t get notified of your posts via email any more? Did you change something I don’t know about?? Just wondering…
No I didn’t change anything but this post of yours if the first one I have received in quite awhile. Sometimes I think the changes WP do mess things up and this may be happening. Check to make sure in your Dashboard that my post is still checked that you follow
I think the same thing, Terry. I did double check to make sure your post is one I should be getting email notices on, and it says I do, but I don’t! Very irritating…I hope your 2014 is a better one for you. I really do.
Red Man, Ma and I aren’t sure if WordPress is playing a game with us again or not. We don’t want to repeat our last comment if that’s the case. Let me just say, I feel for you with all that pill activity. You would think the humans with their superior monkey brains and opposable thumbs wouldn’t need to make such a fuss at pill time, but it’s the same here, trip or not. I’m not allowed to even breathe when Ma is Counting.
We wish Slow a safe trip. Enjoy your few days of freedom Red. 😀
Your Poppy Seed and the Runt
They get so irrational about their meds, don’t they? You’d think it was life or death…shit house mouse. The things we put up with!
Paw snaps and twirls and lots of kisses to you, Poppy, and share some with Cassie Potatoes if she deserves them! 🙂
My dear Red Man. The very nerve of Slow to run off and leave you again. It seems like just yesterday that she and Pretty returned from the Gamecocks’ big bowl victory. Well, you can use that time while Slow is out and about to work on your pitifully neglected pup look. Then you can hit her with it when she returns. I guarantee you it will guilt her into giving you anything you want!
Yes, doesn’t it seem like yesterday – and it practically was!! And not to worry. The Red Man is perfecting the “pitifully neglected pup look” and also the “if you don’t stop this traipsing around, I’ll piss on everything you own look”! 🙂
Poor Red! Don’t worry – she’ll be back 😉
Dianne, we are so happy to have you contact us!!! We have missed our best friend in Australia for a LONG time…we hope this means you are doing well and happily finished with writing projects for 2013!! 🙂
Dang it – no. I got really off track at the end of the year and haven’t finished anything. Naughty me 😦 But I’m back into it again now 😉
Excellent news, O Favorite Australian Author of all time!! Keep at it!! 🙂