So anyway, this is why I don’t do a lot of visiting to otra casas which is Spanish for other houses.
Her name is Asta
she looks like the dog that won Best in Show
at Westminster this year
The old woman Slow took me to play with this little bitch yesterday and I got my bearings right away.
Oh, I said to myself, this is the cute little puppy I stayed with a couple of years ago when Slow and Pretty were gone on their trip with Number One Son and Pretty Two. She sure has grown up to be beautiful with her Wire-Haired Fox Terrier self.
She”s so cute, right?
maybe we’ll be best friends
The water bowl was empty so Asta’s mom had the good Southern hospitality to step outside to fill it for us when WHOA! NELLIE!
That little dog turned on me like a tornado striking a house of cards and almost killed me!
Rude – Security Please!!
No one came to the rescue and before I could say Lay off you hound of the Baskerville that dog had flipped me over on my back and was spraddled all over me like we were about to have an intimate relation but who would want to have sex with this monster whose teeth were bared and about to puncture my jugular vein…Sweet Lady Gaga.
Of course, The Red Man recovered from the shock and shook her off, but all I can say is where are your friends when you need them?
I have renamed this dog Lasta
because that is my nerve she stomped all over
Get me outta here Percy…it’s finally the weekend…and I say Be Careful who you visit, Sports Fans…they can turn on you in a heartbeat…
Red's Rants and Raves 
Is that Asta BLC’s? She is a beauty alright.
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Indeed, MM – she does belong to blc who adopts her dogs through the fox terrier rescue people. I tried to get a picture of Red on his back with all four legs in the air and Asta jumping on him! He shook her off before I could get camera! We about died laughing at them…:)
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Lol, she must be a Clemson fan.
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Hahaha, plgcm! Oddly enough, she’s a Carolina fan, too – but just a little too over the top when she has company!! Have a great weekend!!
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Haha…the shock must have been overwhelming!
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Red apparently was so stunned it took him a few seconds to fling her off!! 🙂
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haha….poor Red!!
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Thanks for the sympathy! 🙂
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HOLE EE MILKBONES!!! Ma drive me down to South Carolina FAST!!! I’m gonna slap that little bitch from one side of the USA to the other!!! HOW DARE SHE lay a paw on my main squeeze??? Who do you think you are girl? Miss Poppy Seed is white hot with rage and has a taste for ripping the lungs out of jumped up Airedales like Asta. Damn it, Red! Ma is such a wet blanket. I wish I could drive!
Love and kisses,
Your girl Poppy ( who would never do something so vulgar as throw you on the floor)
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Dearest Poppy,
Of course you would have so totally rescued me from the little bitch with the attitude!! If only you could drive…sigh. 🙂
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You need to be in charge of who you spend time with, Red. I knew a sneaky little blonde cocker spaniel like that. Knocked my (human) daughter down on the floor and none of us stupid humans knew because they were both completely silent. When I looked down, there was my daughter with all four legs (I mean limbs) in the air, like a bug on her back.
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Yes, that’s exactly the same pose The Red Man had yesterday – but they were anything but silent!! You never heard such a racket!! Hope your daughter survived…and I hope she still loves dogs, too… 🙂
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Nothing worse than being flipped and floored by a bitch – this has happened to me before so I understand how you feel, Red 😉
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Tell it, Sistah!!! 🙂 You made us laugh this afternoon all the way from Australia!! Keep writing.
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Red Man – keep away from the girls, they’re bad for your health 😉
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You ain’t just whistling Dixie there, Amigo! 🙂
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