Well Amigos I’ll keep this short and sweet.
My editor the old woman Slow has been grounded for a week – and I do mean grounded. Grounded as in stay in bed. Do not get up. If you get up, Pretty will shoot you. And since Pretty had to go back to work today after shuffling Slow around between doctors and pharmacies all day yesterday, The Red Man is in charge of monitoring Bad Behaviors.
Oops, I see it’s time for one of the old girl’s Magic Medicines, so she’ll be out like a light in a few minutes, thank God. I can’t stand the moaning and groaning. Suck it up, I told her, but she’s a Pain Pussy.
Get me outta here Percy – I need to go Google aggravated arthritis and tears in muniscuss in the knees or some other bullshit.diagnosis she’s using as a Medical Excuse to skip work. Please. It’s always something. I say it’s impossible to get good help these days.
Red's Rants and Raves 
Can’t like this Red Man, sounds too painful 😦 Get better quick, Slow 😉
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Thanks so very much AC!! The Red Man literally never leaves my bedside. I’m not sure if Pretty threatened him, too, or he’s just being sweet? 🙂
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Have you checked your pockets for treats? 😀
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Good idea!! Could definitely explain it!! 🙂 Hope you are safe on your travels across the Pond this week…I always love to read your blog!
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I hope the old woman Slow gets better soon. Here’s to your recuperation. Strength Sheila.
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Thanks so very much Don…been a tough couple of days but I’m able to get around a little bit with a cane and The Red Man’s help while Pretty’s at work today! 🙂
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Tell her I enjoyed her book and hope to write a blog post on my other blog about it. And to get better already!
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I will tell her and I know that will lift her spirits! She will be thrilled for you to review it, too!! Thanks, Luanne!! You’re the best…:)
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Feel better soon my friend!!! Let the dogs take care of you!! hugs
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Thanks so much, Terry! Will do…:)
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Oh, no! Slow’s in sick bay too???!!! Geez! It’s always something. There are no breaks for any of us anymore. Please take care of that knee. Red Man, go easy on the old gal. She needs her rest.
Love and hugs,
Ma, Poppy and Cassie Potatoes
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Apparently Roseannroseannadanna was right – It’s Always Something! The pt worked great for my back, but unfortunately the 12-year-olds who ran the program didn’t factor in a 68-year-old arthritic knee. Sweet Lady Gaga. 😦
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I missed this reply. How right you are! PT always manages to mess up some other joint in the body. I think it’s planned that way so we keep coming back!! :O
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Exactly. 😦
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Hope ya’ll will be o k soon, keep Red Man on the job, I’m sure he can handle it…..from those crazy cousins out in Tejas, ye hhaawww!!!! get better soon
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Greetings to the crazy cousins in Tejas!!..The Red Man is taking good care of Slow and she is much better after her new meds!!! Never met a pill she didn’t like…:)
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