Camp Bow Wow – Ohio Style
Well Sports Fans, if you were looking for The Red Man today, you should’ve looked at Camp Bow Wow in Cincinnati, Ohio because that’s where you would’ve found him. Nothing against this place for sure, but apparently The Red Man isn’t going to the Tennis Tournament with the Big Stars like:
Serena Williams
Sam Stosur who lost to Serena Williams
Pretty’s Favorite Roger Federer won in three sets
The Stars were big and bright deep in the heart of Center Court today, but The Red Man spent the day at Camp Bow Wow – which is one step above Vacation Bible School and a step below Boot Camp. What fresh hell will the old woman Slow and Pretty have up their sleeve for tomorrow.
Thank goodness for Mary H., a longtime faithful follower of The Red Man who lives in Cincy and arrived at the end of the day to rescue me from CBWow and drive me and Slow back to the motel where we are staying. This was my first personal meet and greet with Mary H, and I must say she was a sight for sore eyes.
Mary H – one of The Red Man’s Favorite Amigas
Get me outta here, Percy…I think I heard Pretty finally get in from her twelve-hour marathon day of tennis…I need to catch the scores from today’s matches or I could just watch…
The Tennis Channel
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Oh, no Red! Not Camp Bow Wow!! I bet they tried to make you play with your peer group. Crazy!! Thank the Dog Stars for Miss Mary getting you out of Dodge before you had a sing along. As for the tennis match, Slow did get a chance to take pictures at an event instead of photos from TV, and they are very good ones at that. Even Ma recognized a couple of famous backsides! 🙂
Hope you at least get some s’mores tomorrow.
Love and Kisses,
Your Poppy, Cassie Potatoes, and Ma (who came home smelling suspiciously of horse… hmm…)
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Dear Poppy, Cassie P and Ma (who I fear will have the horse smell for many years!),
There was indeed much discussion of playing with my peer group yesterday but after I had been there for a few minutes, they decided I had none. In other words, “plays well with others” wasn’t checked on my report card at the end of the day. Sorry, Slow.
Apparently we are repeating this madness today – even T and MC are stirring and talking about schedules, draws, etc. and I sense another day at Camp Bow Wow is on my agenda.
Wish you girls were here to go with me!!
Hugs and kisses,
Your Red Man
P.S. Slow said to tell Ma there are some definitely some famous backsides to see – and some not so famous – but equally interesting!! 🙂
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Ma certainly enjoys the view!!! 😀
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Good one! 🙂
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They ball girls would have gotten irritated, Red, when you showed them that you could do a better job retrieving balls, ya? Unless you just ran off in the other direction to meet people . . . .
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Oh, Luanne, same old tired excuses every time for why The Red Man has to go to Camp Bow Wow rather than the tennis matches – I’ve heard them all by now! 🙂 The Red Man is wise to them – hah!!! 🙂
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