OMG Amigos, the old woman Slow has taken a turn for the worse right here at Casa de Canterbury and is obsessed with the Downton Abbey fifth season finale – PLEASE make her step away from the TV and return to Castle or Law and Order SVU or Bones or Friends or Seinfeld or any of the other comfort TV shows The Red Man has grown accustomed to hearing in the background of his life for the past umpteen years and make her stop watching the Downton Abbey Christmas episode…I am freaking out…I just can’t take it any more…tell her to GET A LIFE!
How many times have I been forced to watch this Christmas Eve celebration?
How many times have I had to listen to Lady Mary sing Silent Night?
So what if The Lady Dowager and Mrs. Crowley are Slow’s new best friends…
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn
And must she cry EVERY time Mr. Carson proposes to Mrs. Hughes?
Weep no more, my lady…seriously, weep no more. You’re bringing The Red Man down.
Pretty told Slow that somebody said Tom has had the longest farewell since Cher
Whatever. If she turns that TV to Downton Abbey again, I swear I will pee on her favorite chair. Hm. That’s really not a threat – I do that anyway.
Get me outta here Percy – I must send smoke signals to Pretty to rescue me from this Downton Disaster.
P.S. Shout out to the Lady Gamecocks in the SEC round ball tournament – good luck tomorrow Go Cocks!
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I don’t know Red… Once the humans get a flea they don’t stop scratching. Pretty may have to spray her or something. Try peeing on the carpet. That usually gets Ma out a rut! 😉 Of course the cussing gets old!!
Love and sloppy Poppy kisses ❤
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Dearest Poppy,
Of course, you would have the perfect solution to getting the Peeps out of a rut – peeing on the carpet!! Excellent!!
Yes, the language does get a bit salty, doesn’t it?? 🙂
The Red Man is worried about you and all of your pack this night. You are having a hard winter – although I have to admit you seem to enjoy it more than the others!
Stay warm.
Yours always,
The Red Man
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Aw shucks, Red! Thank you for thinking of us in this unusual weather. I just love it, and the Southern Belle, Cassie Potatoes enjoys it too, though she gets cold sooner. Ma tucks CP into her coat to warm them both up. 🙂 Zeus Almighty seems oblivious, but we are anxious for Ma’s report tomorrow. As for Ma, other than perpetually frozen hands, fingers, toes, and feet
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We are all anxious about a Dr. Zeus report when Ma has a chance to visit the big guy! Imagination + fear = worry, as the old woman Slow has grown fond of saying. 🙂
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Lol! I got tossed off the internet for a moment. Anyway Ma is ready for spring, not summer, but spring – a nice, long sunny spell of pleasant weather. Soon!!!
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Ma is like Slow and Pretty – the cold is hard on them! They need fur, don’t they?? 🙂
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those parentswithoutpaws sure can be obsessive compulsive. Just like when we have a hot spot woof
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That is EXACTLY what it’s like: a Downton Abbey hot spot!!!! 🙂
Paw Snaps and Twirls to you fredrieka – you are a wise pup!!
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