First it was The Guild, now it’s a Book Festival.   Worthless, that’s what she is.  The old woman Slow’s been worthless as my editor for the entire month of May.   Books, books, books.  Will SOMEBODY please buy some books…

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The woman has no shame.  She takes advantage of The Red Man’s good nature and her position as my editor to advertise and promote her own words.  Well I say enough is enough.   Somebody stop her.

If you’re in South Carolina this weekend and looking for real adventure, dash over to see Slow at the Convention Center in Columbia.  Go early, though.  Her thingie about her book is at 10:00 a.m. in Lexington B wherever that is.  Tell her The Red Man sent you.

Get me outta here Percy…I’m freaking over my own largesse…catch you later, Sports Fans…