Well Sports Fans it’s official. The Red Man bids a fond farewell to his Favorite Gamecock as Jadeveon Clowney was the Numero Uno which is Spanish for Number One draft pick in the NFL tonight. They call him Mr. Clowney now – and he’s on his way to Houston to play for the Texans.
Commissioner Goodell looks happier than JD
Big night for state of South Carolina
Clemson’s Sammy Watkins is Pick #4
going to Buffalo Bills
Real men do cry
Oh yeah – he’s happy to be a Texan!
And we’re happy for him as we sit at Casa de Canterbury in South Carolina and watch our Favorite Gamecock head south and west to Worsham Street Territory. You gotta hand it to the old woman Slow and Pretty. Perfect timing as usual. Shit house mouse.
Get me outta here Percy…I’m still waiting to see if Johnny Football gets drafted. Could be a long night.
Adios, Jadeveon – thanks for the memories