The Red Man has a few Peep Heroes and Martin Luther King, Jr. is one of those VIPeeps. Tomorrow is his Birthday Holiday so I wanted to remember a couple of his rants and raves. Now that Peep could speak.
Amen, Brother. Tell it. If you ask me, the Peeps could use a good dose of justice and righteousness in this election year. The Politico Peeps are a M-E-S-S and I am already tired of their blah, blah, blah and it’s only January. Sweet Jesus. I’ll be a wreck by November.
And speaking of wrecks, the old woman Slow has been worthless today. Yes, I’m talking WORTHLESS with a capital W. She finally got out of bed late this afternoon and took a shower, thank God. Complaining about her pain in her eye and the right side of her face. I have heard that for four years now. Same song, umpteenth verse. Exasperated, Party of One. Take another pill, old woman, and shut up.
Tonight she’s all in a dither about whether to watch the Golden Globes or The Good Wife or the Packers and Giants. If I get a vote, I’ll take The Good Wife. Alicia Florek is almost as hot as Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson. I said Almost. Never fear, Brenda Leigh. The Red Man loves you most.
So, in the middle of the end of the Football Season and the beginning of the Awards Season comes a day to celebrate one of the Good Guys and keep in mind that it’s a good idea to treat everybody the same whether they bring you a treat or don’t. Happy Birthday, Dr. K! The Red Man salutes you.