Where have all the lesbians gone?  Short time passing…

Where have all the lesbians gone?  Just yesterday…

Where have all the lesbians gone?  Gone to Bowl Games everyone.

When will they ever learn?  When will they ever learn?

 

Of course loyalty means nothing in the 21st century, and Casa de Canterbury is no exception.  That’s right. Loyalty. L-O-Y-A-L-T-Y.   What’s become of being true blue to The Red Man, if you know where I’m coming from.

The Red Man makes every step the old woman Slow makes, puts up with her quirks and I can tell you she has plenty of those, makes sure she gets her exercise by taking her on a walk whenever I can pry her away from Law and Order and Ellen, sleeps next to her on the side away from Pretty even though she snores as bad as Paw Licker Annie used to, even lies next to the shower on the bathroom floor while she SINGS her shower karaoke songs – blah, blah, blah.  I could go on and on, but you get the idea.  The Red Man is her longtime faithful companion.

Well Amigos, this is the thanks I get.  Yesterday I saw suitcases being loaded in a rental car that we got last week which I can’t even possibly go into that story because I can only focus on what’s happening now and it’s not a good story anyway. At any rate, Tennis Ball Obsessed Chelsea and Spike and moi thought we must be going to Texas, but instead here’s what we saw from the window next to the front door.

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Pretty in the rental car with a Gamecock Rally Flag flying

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Traitor Slow with her Gamecock 5 Finger Salute

Well, well, well.  So Pretty and Slow are going to see their football team play in the Capital One Bowl Game in Orlando.  And they aren’t taking any of their Three Musketeers.  Nosirree, Casa de Canterbury is in their rear view mirror just like Lubbock, Texas was to Mac Davis when he left home to become a country music star.

Let ’em go.  See how they get along without their Pack for a few days and they’ll come running back.  Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

Some new guy named James is here and I like him just fine.  He’s evidently the Source of food and water for me and a little exercise too so I say good riddance to the lesbians and their Bowl Game.  We’ll celebrate New Year’s with James and a little bubbly.

Get me outta here Percy…I need to chill some champagne for a private Bowl party…so Go Cocks!

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Gamecock Fans at Georgia Welcome Center