Where have all the lesbians gone? Short time passing…
Where have all the lesbians gone? Just yesterday…
Where have all the lesbians gone? Gone to Bowl Games everyone.
When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn?
Of course loyalty means nothing in the 21st century, and Casa de Canterbury is no exception. That’s right. Loyalty. L-O-Y-A-L-T-Y. What’s become of being true blue to The Red Man, if you know where I’m coming from.
The Red Man makes every step the old woman Slow makes, puts up with her quirks and I can tell you she has plenty of those, makes sure she gets her exercise by taking her on a walk whenever I can pry her away from Law and Order and Ellen, sleeps next to her on the side away from Pretty even though she snores as bad as Paw Licker Annie used to, even lies next to the shower on the bathroom floor while she SINGS her shower karaoke songs – blah, blah, blah. I could go on and on, but you get the idea. The Red Man is her longtime faithful companion.
Well Amigos, this is the thanks I get. Yesterday I saw suitcases being loaded in a rental car that we got last week which I can’t even possibly go into that story because I can only focus on what’s happening now and it’s not a good story anyway. At any rate, Tennis Ball Obsessed Chelsea and Spike and moi thought we must be going to Texas, but instead here’s what we saw from the window next to the front door.
Pretty in the rental car with a Gamecock Rally Flag flying
Traitor Slow with her Gamecock 5 Finger Salute
Well, well, well. So Pretty and Slow are going to see their football team play in the Capital One Bowl Game in Orlando. And they aren’t taking any of their Three Musketeers. Nosirree, Casa de Canterbury is in their rear view mirror just like Lubbock, Texas was to Mac Davis when he left home to become a country music star.
Let ’em go. See how they get along without their Pack for a few days and they’ll come running back. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Some new guy named James is here and I like him just fine. He’s evidently the Source of food and water for me and a little exercise too so I say good riddance to the lesbians and their Bowl Game. We’ll celebrate New Year’s with James and a little bubbly.
Get me outta here Percy…I need to chill some champagne for a private Bowl party…so Go Cocks!
Gamecock Fans at Georgia Welcome Center
Red's Rants and Raves 
We are shocked and sad to hear of this dereliction Red Man. May the champagne be ice cold and your celebration wonderful! Happy New Year 😀
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Incredible, eh Animal Couriers?? Well, thanks for your support and when we sip our champagne, the first toast will be to you and all of our Amigos across the Pond!! May the New Year bring safe travels to you all on every journey…:)
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A scandalous scandal, I say Red Man. If James didn’t sound like a good sort of monkey, I’d tell you to give them a Miss Poppy Seed Special – a poop in the dining room!
Happy New Year to the 3 musketeers from your girl and Cassie P. Leaving Ma out of the loop. Don’t want her getting ideas. 😀
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Dear Miss Poppy,
Well, poor James is all I can say. That Spike is a head case and doesn’t like men so imagine if you will a dog who’d rather stay in a CRATE than go outside with The Red Man and TBO Chelsea, for God’s sake. He even wants his food and water in there or he won’t eat or drink anything. Geez Louise. The Lesbians better get back before long or James will have to call in the Dogs in White Jackets to haul Spike off to the Funny Farm. 🙂
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Spike is causing a “SPECTACLE.” (I know ’cause it’s my favorite state of being.) Someone has to, Red. Your situation requires it!!!
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Spike has now become a Drama Queen. Sweet Lady Gaga. Luckily, the lesbians arrived safely this afternoon from their wanderings and we will have a variation of normalcy, if you catch my drift. 🙂
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With a name like Spike, better a drama queen than a drag queen! Though he sulks well enough for either. For Spike’s sake and for James’ sake it’s a good thing the Lesbians have landed!!! Welcome home to a happier New Year. 😀
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Amen, Sisters…we are up for better days in an even-numbered year! Let’s make the Real Scene in Two Thousand Fourteen!!
Stay warm, my friends in harm’s way…we would offer better accommodations at Casa de Canterbury, but not sure if it’ll be much warmer here for a while!!
Paw Snaps and Twirls to you all!!
Tha Red Man
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Red, I agree with you completely. I’m horrified at the way you are treated. You need to travel west, my friend. Come visit the cats and me and the old man who lives with me to get back at them. Traitors both. And by the way Phoenix weather was gorgeous today.
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)may be onto something there, Luanne! We’ll keep that in mind…:)
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Now Red, seriously, like you didn’t have a rave party while the moms were gone. Fess up, now.
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Well, let’s just say James and I are feverishly cleaning up Casa de Canterbury before the old woman Slow and Pretty get home!! 🙂
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Happy New Year, Red Man. Let’s make it a good one! Pawkiss 🙂
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Yes, let’s do Granny!! Hope you have a great one, too!!
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