Good news for Worsham Street – Pretty’s back and she brought Tennis Ball Obsessed Chelsea with her. Frankly, I could have done without the Needy Black Dog, but here she is and all I can say is Two’s a Party but Three’s a Crowd.
We like our wide open spaces
at the West Montgomery County Park
Tennis Ball Obsessed Chelsea, moi and Spike
Of course The Red Man is still the Leader of the Pack
The week is a BLUR… Pretty roared in mid-week and immediately unloaded countless boxes of Stuff to add to the Stuff the old woman Slow has been organizing and pricing for the past two weeks here in the house . This weekend is The Big Event: it’s a moving sale extravaganza on Worsham Street.
What’s wrong with this picture?
Oops. Unfortunately, the first day of the three-day weekend sale was a BUST as in only one couple showed up the entire day. Pretty and Slow scratched their collective heads and figured a marketing glitch had occurred so a mad dash to Jim’s Hardware produced a fresh set of DELUXE signs and off they went tonight – along with the Imported Lesbian from South Carolina who thankfully has great talents in Sign Printing. Personally, The Red Man thought they all lingered a little too long sniffing the Marks-A-Lot but what do I know.
I’m exhausted
The Imported Lesbian shared my sofa today
Hospitality is The Red Man’s strong suit
Get me outta here Percy. We’ve got two more days of this nightmare. Hope all of my Sports Fans are enjoying March Madness and having more fun than I am this weekend.
Red's Rants and Raves 
Do hope the imported lesbian’s sign painting works and the weekend is a great success!
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Imported Lesbian Signs worked wonders! Plus, she took The Red Man out on Highway 105 and they stood out there waving passing cars down and sending them to sale so we ended up with a Banner Weekend!! Splendid – thanks so very much for the good wishes!!
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Woo hoo! Great news. We always find imported lesbians work harder, work keener and let the rest of us relax! Way to go Red Man 😀
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We have arrived safely to Casa de Canterbury, but we are too tired to rant and rave. Thank God for the imported lesbian and Number One Son who moved us!! 🙂
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Forgive us Red and company for not commenting at all this week on your wonderful posts. Ma is at her twit’s end this week preparing house and family for her overnight at the hospital. But we know you, the Musketeers, Pretty, and Slow understand.
I hated seeing Spike pee on you, but then Cassie Potatoes has been on the receiving end of my end, so to speak. 😉 Sometimes we young pups think pee humor is funnier than it really is! 🙂
Ma is wishing she can transport herself to Texas for the sale, as she thinks a house can’t have too many Farberware percolators. We hope Pretty has rescued the sale with enticing signs. Maybe a hot dog stand will help??? 🙂
May the sales pick up and the box packing draw to a close.
Love and hugs,
Ma, Cassie P, and your Poppy
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Dear Miss Poppy, Cassie P and Ma,
Thank you so much for your good wishes and please pass along the word that all is well on Worsham. Saturday was a Fabulous Sale Day and the most magnificent Texas weather sends us back to the Deep South. Pretty drove the Imported Lesbian and Slow for a beautiful drive around the county late yesterday afternoon and bluebonnets are almost at peak!! Gorgeous…
We are thinking about all of you and especially your Ma tomorrow with her procedure. We know all will be well, but tell her she is in our thoughts and that we will be remembering her tomorrow.
Take care of each other and be kind to Granny for the duration. 🙂
Paw Snaps and Twirls,
Your Red Man
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Hope you get to watch The Lady Gamecock/Lady Tar Heels Sunday. Wish you were here! Do you need me to come help??
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Thanks MM, but Drew is getting here tomorrow to pack us up and drive our 16 ft truck back to SC! And yes, we hope to watch game later this afternoon…Go Cocks!!
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